ASSignments

Currently loaded with ASSignments. Do you read me?
ASSignments!!! Haih..STRESS.


Lets try to reduce the stress..Have a laugh! :D

FUNNY FACTS

✿If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. oh really??

✿If you passed-gas consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb! now thats more i like it.

✿A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. 30 minutes!! oh maii

✿A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death (Creepy). im still not over that pig!

✿Some lions mate over 50 times a day. the pig still win.hahahaha!!

✿Right handed people live, on average, 9 years longer than left-handed ones. im right-handed

✿Polar bears are left handed. if they switch, they'll live longer. :P

✿Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. what about the pig? ahahahahah!!!    

Laughing,
LadyLML